MWA: Doi pleads for August return

“OK, time for plan B” by Enter Shikari begins to play out over the PA system.

Kendra: Coming to the ring, from Chicago and representing the Children of Xu, he is “The Omega Man”, Benjamin Doi!

[Doi is in the ring and has a microphone. As the music fades he begins to address the crowd.]


Doi: Y’all might just remember me. I’m Benjamin Doi, an’ I was a part o’ this great company ‘til about 18 months back. I was the trainin’ partner of August Joyce, a former Millennium Champ. August upped and disappeared the night he lost his title in May of 2009. We aint seen him since.

We been keepin’ this quiet fo’ too long now. We been chasin’ Augusts’ shadows from the Rocky Mountains to Las frickin’ Vegas. Followin’ up on sightin’s, rumours and the like. But we found squat.

So now here I am, hopin’ that somewhere out there August is watchin’ this. August, man, you gotta get yo ass home.

And if my boy can’t see this, then we hopin’ that someone out there has seen him. If you have any info about August, if you seen him anywhere. Call us, let us know. Please.

[Doi tosses the microphone to Kendra Wing at ringside as his music kicks in once more. He makes his way back up the ramp.]

Regi: A passionate plea from Benjamin Doi on behalf of the Children of Xu.

Poe: I’m not surprised. If your friend disappeared for over a year you’d be pretty passionate about finding them again.

Baxter: I just wonder why it took so long for them to go public with this!